What is my mission?
To wake up!
But I'm not asleep!
Yes you are.
How could I be talking to you if I was?
There are different levels of sleep.
What level of sleep am I at?
You are at delta level.
Is that bad?
Yes.
Why?
Because you are suggestible.
I haven't heard that word mentioned on TV for a while, what does it mean again?
It means you are susceptible to suggestion or easily led.
Hey, I resent that!
Which? The fact that you are suggestible or that I said you were.
That you said I was!
Not all truth is pleasant.
How do you know you aren't asleep too?
Because I am trying to wake you up.